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Dumb little online quizzes that I refuse to stop taking.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Ok I am a HUGE dork and for some odd reason I LOVE taking these stupid little tests!! Anyhoo they got all this information from me answering questions about animals. Strange...
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What are the keys to your heart?

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, May 23, 2005:
2 Comments:

5/27/2005 01:57:00 PM Brent said...
5/27/2005 02:00:00 PM Brent said...

Jacquee -

As I have the distinct pleasure of being personally aquainted with you - please allow me to suggest that perhaps the following items were accidentally omitted from the quiz results :

1) You enjoy wearing thong underwear, but on your head

2) You think that a bandicoot is a real animal

3) You think that chafing dishes is a condition caused by rubbing plates together

4) You are powerfully yet secretly attracted to Davil Hasselhoff

5) You talk to celery and hope that someday it will talk back

Hope this helps...

G

By Brent, at 5/27/2005 01:57:00 PM

Appendix to post above :

There is a trick hidden in one of the items above. If you discover it I will give you a little monster kiss.

G

By Brent, at 5/27/2005 02:00:00 PM

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