Jacquee's Crackies

A Working Relationship.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

A conversation between a co-worker and myself. I am in the green

"Hey! Quit sawing at my building!"

"What?!!?"

"I wasn't talking to you I was talking to the guy fixing the airconditioner"

"I know that but what did you say?"

"I told him to quit sawing at my building. What did you think I said?"

"Nothing I just heard you wrong."

"NO! What did you think I said?"

"Spread some peanut butter on my dingaling."

"Woman, you have issues... get your mind out of the sewer. You just surpassed gutter status"

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Tuesday, July 18, 2006:
10 Comments:

7/18/2006 08:34:00 PM Shari said...
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7/19/2006 07:56:00 PM Shari said...

Quotes I ♥

"ummmm ... no Jacquee dear I do not. Your real nickname is 'perfect little angel that everyone loves and adores'"
{Brent}

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
{Hunter S. Thompson}

"...an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for me and i sailed off through the night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year to where the wild things are."
{Where The Wild Things Are -- Maurice Sendak}

"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off." "You got it backwards, Dill," said Jem. "Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks."
{To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer."
{Ansel Adams}

"They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience."
{Atticus -- To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs."
{Ansel Adams}

"A stiff apology is a second insult.... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt."
{G.K. Chesterton}

"...but I don't think I give an elf's butt about that."
{Mary}

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