Contrary to public belief we are not reacting to the water. Don't get me
wrong that ish was cold, but our photographer (a friend of ours) was saying
some rather inappropriate things. Fun times!


3 Things Meme

Thursday, December 22, 2005


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jacquee
2. Jake
3. Jaq
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Midgy04
2. Fyreflyo0o
3. MardelleBelle(there've been a lot more, but these are the major ones)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My bluntness/honesty
2. My tender heart
3. My rebellious nature
THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
See above
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Spanish
2. French
3. Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Thunderstorms
2. Car accidents
3. Being in an abusive relationship
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Internet
2. Sleep
3. Cell phone
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Shit I was wondering why I was cold.
J/K
1. PJ bottoms
2. Cami
3. Sweatshirt
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS(OR ARTISTS(AT THE MOMENT)):
1. Mae
2. Incubus
3. John Mayer
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE PRESENT:
1. "Sun" ~ Mae
2. "Love Soon" ~ John Mayer
3. "Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking" ~ Snow Patrol
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Being completely honest with myself
2. Find a job
3. work out
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (LOVE IS A GIVEN):
1. Respect
2. Communication
3. Friendship
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I’ve been to 7 different countries.
2. I have horrible hearing.
3. I like Jim Beam.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Dark Hair
2. Thin build
3. Light eyes
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Ice skate (but I have only tried while intoxicated)
2. Eat cauliflower
3. Smell Kahlua with out gagging
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Sleeping
3. Spending time with friends
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Hug David (shut your face)
2. Find a job.
3. Get a pedicure.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. Photographer
2. Own a club
3. Bartender
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New York City
2. Italy
3. Ireland/Scotland
THREE KID’S NAMES BOY AND GIRL:
Girl
1.Prudence
2. Whitney
3. Reagan
Boy
1. Wyatt
2. Truett
3. Christopher (Topher not Chris)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married
2. buy a house
3. have children

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Thursday, December 22, 2005:
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12/31/2005 08:42:00 PM Blogger Shari said...
1/01/2006 01:33:00 PM Blogger Mary said...


So yeah.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005


Just incase anybody wondered...He makes me happy :)

David and I

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Tuesday, December 20, 2005:
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12/22/2005 08:06:00 PM Blogger Mary said...


Yes, Linds, You Are Right Shari Is A Flake

Monday, December 19, 2005


:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, December 19, 2005:
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12/19/2005 01:56:00 PM Blogger Linds said...
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12/20/2005 08:13:00 AM Blogger Mary said...


One word...BORED


Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, December 19, 2005:
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12/21/2005 05:54:00 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...


For Mary

Thursday, December 15, 2005


Christmas Fruitcake Recipe

Items Needed:

4 Oz. Fruit Bits
1 Railroad Tie
Wood Saw
Large Rubber Mallot
Safety Goggles

WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an
adult!)
Cut a one-foot section from the middle of your railroad tie.
The resulting
block of wood should be the size and shape of a loaf of
bread.

Then, take some fruit bits and pound them into the block
with your rubber
mallot. Spread the colors around, or you might wind up with
an ugly fruitcake. Don't be afraid to throw some elbow grease
into that mallot!
Good fruit bits should be much harder than the railroad tie,
so you can't
break anything.

For best result, you should pre-treat the fruit bits by
setting them on
top of your garage for a year (or by microwaving them on
HIGH for 30
minutes).

Finally, cover it tightly in plastic wrap, and give your
loved ones the
timeless and enduring gift of fruitcake!

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Thursday, December 15, 2005:
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12/19/2005 01:45:00 AM Blogger Shari said...


MMM Cookies!!!

Monday, December 12, 2005


Here is an easy Christmas cookie recipe for those who don't like to cook.

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl...check the Cuervo again, to make sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink--chase with lemon juice if preferred.
Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn of the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now, shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turnerer. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, December 12, 2005:
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A Present For Grover

Tuesday, December 06, 2005


A few days ago over on Grovers blog he made a list of:

Things I will be incorporating when I build my first snowman of the
season.

lump of coal
lumps of oatmeal
marmalade
memories of sir isaac newton
perspiration
the lottery
a couple of dungeness crabs
lindsionary, the blog
a tinfoil hat
burlap underpants
magic
hot tamales
fish
hot embers
and a duck




Well...I beat him to it... :)
Snowman 4 Grover

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Tuesday, December 06, 2005:
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12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM Blogger Shari said...


Peace Out!!

Monday, December 05, 2005


So I have decided that I HATE, ok well I don't hate but I really really dislike, pop ups so I took my tag board down from now on you will just have to leave me a comment!

Have a swell day.

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, December 05, 2005:
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Apparantly What I Need...

Sunday, December 04, 2005


Take and Google this... "[Your Name] needs"


Jacqueline needs to go to the Library to check out a book
Jacqueline Needs Help!
Jacqueline needs her name sung too!
Jacqueline needs guidance.
Jacqueline needs some serious education in history, empathy, and class, all three of which seem to be seriously lacking in her worldview.
Ultimately what Jacqueline needs, and what she has lacked since 1998, is a man to give her valuable television time.
Yikes, sounds like Jacqueline needs a whoopin herself!
Jacqueline needs to quit her life of crime.
Jacqueline Needs a lot of things to read.
Mistress Jacqueline Needs You!
Now, Jacqueline needs more than this; she needs to know how her clitoris relates to other people, and how it compares to other organs. {??? I respectfully say WTF?! to that one.}
Jacqueline needs help stuffing envelopes.
Jacqueline needs guidance. I am so worried about her, and your suicide just devistated her.
Ficus Jacqueline needs warmth and good light, Allow surface to become dry and water thoroughly.
Jacqueline needs it for other reasons, probably immigration.

I end it with that one I think it is great!

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Sunday, December 04, 2005:
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12/04/2005 11:46:00 PM Blogger Shari said...


If you are stalking me, here, I just made finding things out much easier!


1. First name: Jacqueline

2. Were you named after anyone? Yes, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

3. Do you wish on stars? No, I just pray.

4. When did you last cry? on the phone Friday night with David.

5. Do you like your handwriting? Most of the time.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey.

7. What is your most embarrassing CD? I totally have a Spice Girls CD!!

8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Yes, I am really good friends with someone who is a lot like me and, well, I like her.

9. Do you have a journal? Negative ghost rider

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot? WHO? ME? NEVER!

11. What are your nicknames? Jacquee, Jaq (or Jack), Jake, Jakey Snakey, Jakey, Hacky Sack, Hacky, Yacky, Yack, Jax, and Bif. I am sure there are more.

12. Would you bungee jump? Probably not, but I would skydive

13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Never

14. Do you think that you are strong? Physically no I am not allowed to lift anything over 35lbs due to me breaking my back in 2001 but I still do... so yes I am strong willed.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? I am not really all that big on ice cream but cookies and cream I guess.

16. Shoe Size? 7

17. Red or pink? Both!

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I am undecisive and I can be harsh at times. I know that's two but hey I am undecisive!

19. Who do you miss most? Aside from my Mother, Matthew, we used to be so close and I don't know what happened :(

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? I am putting it on my blog I don't give a rip...

21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? HAHA no pants or shoes just undies!

22. What are you listening to right now? Mae -- Embers and Envelopes Oh how I love that song!!

23. Last thing you ate? Nacho Cheese Dorito

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Spank me pink...oops I mean orange

25. What is the weather like right now? Freezing my little patootie off.

26. Last person you talked to on the phone? Hmm oh Shari much earlier in the day.

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes then how they are built.

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No one sent this to me but I got it from Shari's blog and no, I hate her :) hehe J/K

29. Favorite Drink? Iced Tea

30. Favorite Sport? Swimming.

31. Hair Color? Brownish I am going to dye it black soon!

32. Eye Color? Hazel

33. Do you wear contacts? Nope Glasses

34. Favorite Food? Pasta

35. Last Movie You Watched? In the theaters RENT!!

36. Favorite Day Of The Year? I love Holloween!

37. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Both!

38. Summer Or Winter? Winter.

39. Hugs OR Kisses? Both but I would rather a long hug from someone I love :)

40. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? White Chocolate Bondie from Applebees

41. What Books Are You Reading? Sheesh...Bookends, The Power Of A Praying Woman, Captivating, My Utmost For His Highest, and To Kill A Mockingbird (but I don't think that one counts anymore I have read it like 8 times in the last 4 months).

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Sunday, December 04, 2005:
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12/04/2005 11:44:00 PM Blogger Shari said...
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12/05/2005 12:11:00 AM Blogger Shari said...


Gone too long...


I have been gone far too long...but things in my life needed to be taken care of and well during that time I just didn't care about doing anything...BUT I did play with photoshop a good deal. These are some of the things I did, they aren't the best but I had fun :).












I am not too fond of this one...but, hell, here it is anyway.


:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Sunday, December 04, 2005:
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12/04/2005 07:55:00 PM Blogger Shari said...
Quotes I
"ummmm ... no Jacquee dear I do not. Your real nickname is 'perfect little angel that everyone loves and adores'"
{Brent}

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
{Hunter S. Thompson}

"...an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for me and i sailed off through the night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year to where the wild things are."
{Where The Wild Things Are -- Maurice Sendak}

"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off." "You got it backwards, Dill," said Jem. "Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks."
{To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer."
{Ansel Adams}

"They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience."
{Atticus -- To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs."
{Ansel Adams}

"A stiff apology is a second insult.... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt."
{G.K. Chesterton}

"...but I don't think I give an elf's butt about that."
{Mary}
Photogs of Mr. Huhrubababubb
Sk8ter Boi
Grover as interpreted by Linds