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Shakes, Quakes, and ME Injured

Thursday, June 16, 2005

So I am at the new job...You know, like, working and stuff....And all of a sudden some heifer runs by the room I am in.

OH WAIT IT WAS ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE!!

So as I stand there deciding if I should or shouldn't dive under the desk, it started shaking harder. Mind you I am on the second story of a VERY large building that is no doubtedly on rollers. What do I do? DIVE I DIVE under that desk like a little ninny!!! They claim this quake was only 15 seconds long I say ::cough::bull crap::cough:: It was much longer than that! Granted I was on the 2nd floor.

Just as I get under the desk my work training manual (which weighs about 7 trillion pounds) comes flying towards my face! I put my hand up and what happens??? THAT IS RIGHT I GET AN EFFIN' PAPER CUT!!! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A SMALL NORMAL PAPER CUT WE ARE TALKING STOCK-PAPER-NOTEBOOK-DIVIDER-THINGY-PAPER-CUT (sorry Brent).

I AM INJURED!!! And we are done shaking now -- all I could think about was my stinging finger and I hear the guy from GA (not VA) mono tone-ishly saying "I'm gonna die" repeatedly (think: Aviator "Show me all the blue prints" I truly feel really bad for him.

Ok I have a grumpy BF I say good night now.

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Thursday, June 16, 2005:
2 Comments:

6/18/2005 07:18:00 PM Mary said...
6/19/2005 05:01:00 PM word. said...

Thanks, now I'll be mumbling "show me the blueprints" repeatedly all night. Maybe I'll alternate between that and "It's the way of the future". (I'm with you; I certainly am not making fun of OCD, just fun of the situation you were in, because you were making fun of it, too, lol).

Um, so, do you get medical insurance with this new job? LOL

Hope the cut feels better.
I seriously don't think that quake was more than 12-15 seconds, though. You're just a ninny. ;) ♥

By Mary, at 6/18/2005 07:18:00 PM

yes I am a ninny and I am ok with that.

I do get medical insurance for this job so don't you worry your pretty little head. You make fun of this cut I have... that ish stung... It could have gotten infected!!!! Luckily I used my medical training and made sure that it wouldn't get infected!

THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN MAYR!!! YOU ARE TRULY THE BEST!!

By word., at 6/19/2005 05:01:00 PM

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