Jacquee's Crackies

Apparantly What I Need...

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Take and Google this... "[Your Name] needs"

Jacqueline needs to go to the Library to check out a book
Jacqueline Needs Help!
Jacqueline needs her name sung too!
Jacqueline needs guidance.
Jacqueline needs some serious education in history, empathy, and class, all three of which seem to be seriously lacking in her worldview.
Ultimately what Jacqueline needs, and what she has lacked since 1998, is a man to give her valuable television time.
Yikes, sounds like Jacqueline needs a whoopin herself!
Jacqueline needs to quit her life of crime.
Jacqueline Needs a lot of things to read.
Mistress Jacqueline Needs You!
Now, Jacqueline needs more than this; she needs to know how her clitoris relates to other people, and how it compares to other organs. {??? I respectfully say WTF?! to that one.}
Jacqueline needs help stuffing envelopes.
Jacqueline needs guidance. I am so worried about her, and your suicide just devistated her.
Ficus Jacqueline needs warmth and good light, Allow surface to become dry and water thoroughly.
Jacqueline needs it for other reasons, probably immigration.

I end it with that one I think it is great!

:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Sunday, December 04, 2005:
1 Comments:

12/04/2005 11:46:00 PM Shari said...

I know we already went over these, but I'm laughing all over again.

Ficus Jacquee? What, you're a tree now? LOL!

By Shari, at 12/04/2005 11:46:00 PM

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"ummmm ... no Jacquee dear I do not. Your real nickname is 'perfect little angel that everyone loves and adores'"
{Brent}

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
{Hunter S. Thompson}

"...an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for me and i sailed off through the night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year to where the wild things are."
{Where The Wild Things Are -- Maurice Sendak}

"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off." "You got it backwards, Dill," said Jem. "Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks."
{To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer."
{Ansel Adams}

"They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience."
{Atticus -- To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs."
{Ansel Adams}

"A stiff apology is a second insult.... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt."
{G.K. Chesterton}

"...but I don't think I give an elf's butt about that."
{Mary}

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