MMM Cookies!!!
Monday, December 12, 2005
Here is an easy Christmas cookie recipe for those who don't like to cook.
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl...check the Cuervo again, to make sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink--chase with lemon juice if preferred.
Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn of the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now, shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turnerer. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
:Posted By: Jacqueline Mardelle On: Monday, December 12, 2005:
LMAO! Verrrry funny!
By Shari, at
12/12/2005 02:37:00 PM
Add one table!!!!!!!!!!!
By Mary, at
12/12/2005 03:29:00 PM
I can't partake in this recipe! I'm still trying to slowly re-acquire my taste for tequila after a mishap I had about, oh, seven years ago. :)
You Carly can substitute any beverage you choose say some Captain?
By word., at
12/12/2005 03:56:00 PM
The real Mary comes out!! Are we a lush?
By word., at
12/12/2005 04:44:00 PM
Oh, you can guarantee I'll substitute!
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By Shari, at
12/12/2005 06:03:00 PM
Jacquee, have you heard "Joseph's Lullaby" by MercyMe? It made me cry.
By Shari, at
12/12/2005 06:09:00 PM
[Gah! Shari, you gave it away!!!!!!! You said the c word and the o word together! Total giveaway if he reads this before I send it! 'Tis ok, I think he's busy...]
By Mary, at
12/12/2005 06:16:00 PM
I love Captain!
Had to change my blogspot. Follow my name back to the new digs!
By Linds, at
12/12/2005 07:56:00 PM
It's okay now . . . I took it down! I didn't even think about him coming over here!
By Shari, at
12/12/2005 10:31:00 PM
Jacqueeeeee . . . I had a bad night too. Maybe we shoulda had a bad night together.
By Shari, at
12/13/2005 12:54:00 AM
Shar, I am almost in a funk where I am just done with everything. I am soo tired of being attacked and then not loved by someone....FUCK!!!!
By word., at
12/13/2005 01:06:00 AM
Dude. Seriously. Go make cookies.
By Linds, at
12/13/2005 01:31:00 AM
YES I think I will someday soon make said cookies...THANKS Linds :)
By word., at
12/13/2005 03:35:00 AM
Need. New. "Recipes".
By Mary, at
12/15/2005 05:33:00 PM
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12/12/2005 07:56:00 PM Linds said...
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12/13/2005 12:54:00 AM Shari said...
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12/13/2005 01:31:00 AM Linds said...
12/13/2005 03:35:00 AM word. said...
12/15/2005 05:33:00 PM Mary said...
OMG, I'm dying. That was soooo funny.
You know how nerdy I am?
I looked at the recipe and scanned all the ingredients before I even read the 'instructions' and I kept thinking 'how the holly berry can a cookie recipe have Cuervo in it? - and so freaking much?!'.
Then I read.
And laughed my cherry mistmases off!
Gonna email this to Sean right now.
He'll pee. LOL
I have the same warm feelings you have for tequila it's just that they are for Kahlua. ::shudders:: It has been almost 6 years and I still can't stand the smell of it.
What Child is This? by ZOE girl is cool too.
I'm feeling extra sappy this Christmas. Like I want to pull everyone I love close to me, for some reason. I can't stop thinking about people around the world who are suffering, and it makes me cry. I'm not always like this, so it's weird. Don't know where it's coming from. (I guess it could be extra stress and lack of sleep.)
I'm sorry about your crappy evening . . . did you guys talk?
I'm just in a funk.
-love, Linds
LOL :)
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