That's the funniest story I've ever heard. I'm peeing my pants.

By  Shari, at 7/18/2006 08:34:00 PM  

How can you pee pants? Did you mean to say you were peeing IN your pants?

By  word., at 7/18/2006 08:36:00 PM  

No, I PEED MY PANTS, hussy. You've heard that expression. Don't be a brat.

By  Shari, at 7/18/2006 08:37:00 PM  

You suck ass!!

By  word., at 7/18/2006 08:39:00 PM  

Grovers candy pooping ass!

Skank ass shitface.

By  word., at 7/18/2006 08:39:00 PM  

Jacquee, you seriously have the sweetest mouth I have ever heard. That's why I love you so much.

By  Shari, at 7/18/2006 08:42:00 PM  

I know, I know. I speak nothing but good things and flowery words.

By  word., at 7/18/2006 08:43:00 PM  

First of all, let me just comment on your picture at the top: How cold that water must have been - I can sure tell by your reaction to it! Brrrrrrrr!

As to your alleged conversation at work today - I'm sure you've been stewing for weeks about how you can work the sentence "spread some peanut butter on my dingaling" into a post. Well congratulations on coming up with the convenient co-worker fable.

Also, why do they call it a dingaling anyway? Its not like it dings or anything (ok well mine makes a deep, booming, gonging sound -- but I'm a special case).

Anyway, are you going to bring any peanut butter to work tomorrow?

Love,

Super G

By  Brent, at 7/18/2006 09:09:00 PM  

Oh yes I will be bringing peanut butter to work.

By  word., at 7/18/2006 09:17:00 PM  

What happened with the peanut butter at work? Heh heh.

By  Shari, at 7/19/2006 07:56:00 PM  

Quotes I ♥

"ummmm ... no Jacquee dear I do not. Your real nickname is 'perfect little angel that everyone loves and adores'"
{Brent}

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
{Hunter S. Thompson}

"...an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for me and i sailed off through the night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year to where the wild things are."
{Where The Wild Things Are -- Maurice Sendak}

"I think I'll be a clown when I get grown," said Dill. "Yes, sir, a clown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off." "You got it backwards, Dill," said Jem. "Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks."
{To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer."
{Ansel Adams}

"They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience."
{Atticus -- To Kill A Mockingbird -- Harper Lee}

"There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs."
{Ansel Adams}

"A stiff apology is a second insult.... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt."
{G.K. Chesterton}

"...but I don't think I give an elf's butt about that."
{Mary}

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